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Cuz I wanna be feet…

Touch My Body

LOL Mechs

I Love Bayside

Cables are probably the most ridiculous expense for modern home entertainment. I recently purchased a fabulous 40′ screen, my first HD experience, and so as to pwn n00bs in full HD I sought an HDMI Cable. And of course I went straight to the XBOX section of Best Buy to find that the Microsoft Brand costs $50. And to you BestBuy I say FUCK THAT! Even the local Gamestop wants to rape you for 20 bucks for a used.

Just jump!

Timon and Pumba

I had a dream of a….

Jailhouse Hot Sauce

For a good time….

Ball, Ball, Ball

Mandatory Kanye Post

BOOOOOM!

They say that when Chuck Palahniuk was writing Fight Club his foundation was based off the late nights of debauchery and drunken rants he shared with his friends.

I don’t intend to write any sort of novel, but I am willing to share a late night rant. A dear friend of mine at one point of a long and crazy night was touting the ‘amazing’ career and talent that is Nicholas Cage. This resulted in a verbal bashing and the following list of ’31 Actors better than Nicholas Cage’.

Feel free to add to the list.

• Tom Hanks

Where’d you get this stuff from?

Beast Speaks Out!

New Era of Warfare

ROFL Leopards

You have to feel the music….

Keeping 426+ Kids Off the Streets