Today, while teaching our nations immigrants to speak English, I found time to recreate myself. Finding out who you really are takes a lifetime, why wait? You could be a superhero, a simpson or even an M&M in minutes. Wasting time is bliss when you’re a superhero…Here’s another 8 ways to recreate your virtual self.

The Hero Machine

You ask “But who will protect me from the robots?” Oh I will, with my A.D.I.D.A.S.(walking through concert doors) and matching plasma pistols. On Fiyia!

South Park Character Creator

Disappointedly this is probably the most accurate…