I purchased an Asus EEE 1005HA awhile back and felt inclined to try to install OSX, leopard or snow leopard it doesn’t matter.

It has been a exhausting trying to get this damn thing to run the new OS. Most tutorials out there seem to skip alot of steps for the novice. Below are the best, or at least appear to be the most thorough, I have been able to find. They haven’t worked for me. It never boots!?!

Are there tutorials I can kind of port over for the 1005HA? Like the 1000HE and how if you don’t mind me asking?

• EEE PC 1005HA running Mac OSX Snow Leopard 10.6.1 (with better camera)
• Installing mac OSX on ASUS EEE PC 1005ha

Please help. Nerds of the Internets unite! Voltron Force!

In fear of drifting this blog towards a Cage-centric commentary, this will be my last Nicholas Cage post. But this doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t expect a handful of comments in the future focused on the other joke of the Cage family…Johnny Cage. And instead of giving the man the spotlight, I’m going to force feed the Internet some of my favorite tumblrs or microblogs to justify the post. Did you see how I did that?

NOW FEED!

Nic Cage as Everyone – Nicholas Cage’s nightmare…a kid with too much time and a copy of photoshop.

Fuck Yeah Sharks – Everything you need. Sharks and a few ‘Fuck Yeahs’.

Minimal Mac – A recent addition to the minimalist mac movement, but certainly worth every refresh.

Honors English – Based on the number of comments on my proof reading skills you probably didn’t know that we could read here at Heavytext…well surprise surprise.

Jessie Bea Eats – Great pictures of surprisingly edible vegetarian food and RECIPES!

The Apple Blog has done a fantastic job of scouring the Internet and composing a thorough user’s guide to the complex and often quirky Quicksilver. Learn from it.

Here’s the manual. Definitely worth a read.

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I have been playing Magic: The Gathering since I was 13. I said it! In a safety deposit box, in an undisclosed location, I have safely and secretly stored away the entire Power 9(unlimited), along with every dual land, four workshops and a handful of other treasures, like Beta Hippies and Beta Sinkholes. Enough proof? Ok.

But sadly over the years, for a variety of reasons, I haven’t been able to get myself to a deck and relive those fond memories of competing. And although MTGO can get me my fix every so often…it’s not enough. You don’t have that valuable social aspect of the game, especially since you cant really talk shit, and it makes casual players entirely too hard up on the rules. Ruins the vibe of casual game. So when i get back to town and get some time with the boys we actually play a variety magic brain battle games. Mental Magic is past time, but my personal favorite is creating balanced, yet powerful Magic cards that reflect celebrities, friends, fictional characters, what have you.

Hours of drinking and arguing have resulted in this season’s list. Feel free to add new cards to the list in the comments or help make them stronger, or more balanced.

Damn that girl is smoking hot! If she was a Magic card she would cost 5 white mana! and would never tap to attack!

Kriss Kringle
WG3
Planeswalker
Starting Loyalty: 4
+1:Commune with Nature
-2:Enlighten tutor
-4:Congregate for creatures, artifacts and enchantments

Lucy the Destroyer(my dog)
RR
Legendary – Beast
Haste, First Strike
Jackal Pup’s fallback
3/2

Superman
3WWUU
Legendary – Citizen/Hero
Indestructible
Flying, Vigilance
Flash, Split Second
4/5

Lex Luthor
BBW
Legendary – Vampire
Comes into play, enlightened tutor
BB: Sacrifice artifact or enchantment target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life
2/2
“Very Interesting”

Friend of mine that will remain nameless
BBG
Legendary – Human Rogue
Comes into play – Rampant Growth
Sacrifice – Target Creature gets -2/-2 and target creature gets +2/+2
3/3

Ultimate BBBBB Creature
Landwalk
Sacrifice: Day of Judgment
5/5

The Dude
1WG
Starting Loyalty: 2
+1: Rampant Growth
-1: You cannot be attacked until your next turn
-4: Search target player’s library for an artifact or creature and put it into play under your control
“What is it to abide?”

Wolverine
1GGG
Legendary
Haste
Provoke
Indestructible
5/3
“Hey, Bubb”